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In The Army NowJeffrey Joined The ArmyWas Stationed In West GermanyHe Drank So Much AlcoholThat He Got A DishonorableDischargeJeff's In The Army NowJeff's In The Army NowWhen Jeffr...Read Full Lyrics

Jeff's Father Sent Him To His Grandmother's HomeThe Drunken BehaviorShe Couldn't CondoneJeff's Grandma Was Supposed To Straighten Him OutThe Gospel Combined With Hard Work Around T...Read Full Lyrics

It Happened On August Eighth Nineteen Eighty Two Jeffrey Dropped His Pants With A Crowd In Full View The Police Arrested Him For Disorderly Conduct They Found Him Guilty And Fined ...Read Full Lyrics

Jeffrey Went Down To TheAmbassador HotelWith A Young Man That He Didn't Know Too WellAnd When He Awoke He Found The Young Man Laying DeadAnd The Thought Of A Suitcase Popped Into J...Read Full Lyrics

Jeffrey Frequented The Bath House For A Lonely GuySo He Could Drug Their DrinkAnd Have Them For The NightThe Bath HouseThe Bath HouseClad In A Towel JeffLured Men BackTo A Private ...Read Full Lyrics

Jeffrey Went To TheBlack And Decker StoreAnd Bought Himself A Drill And SawDrill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live ZombieDrill Bit Lobotomy So Jeffrey Could Have A Live Zom...Read Full Lyrics

The Ketchup Was BloodThe Mustard Was PusInside The ClosetWas Pickled Private PartsMcdahmers - Isn't Your Kind Of PlaceMcdahmers - It's Not A Happy PlaceMcdahmers - He'll Boil Off Y...Read Full Lyrics

You'll Just Have To Stay For As Long As I SayIf You Try To LeaveI Will Make You PayBeside Me You'll LayYou're Drugged AnywayI'll Keep You Like ThatAnd Things Will Be OkIn An Acid F...Read Full Lyrics

He'll Be Coming From Milwaukee When He Comes (when he comes)He'll Be Coming To ChicagoWhen He Comes (when he comes)He'll Be Coming From MilwaukeeComing To ChicagoComing From Milwau...Read Full Lyrics

Scrub A Dub Dub Three Men In A TubJeffrey Dahmer Took ShowersWith Dead Men In His TubHe Was Too Tired To Cut Them UpSo He Put Them In Cold WaterWith DisinfectantScrub A Dub Dub Thr...Read Full Lyrics