Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Lyrics

I made mary cry In a lonley bus shelter I put in my laundry tongs In the back of her leg Severed a hamstring In the lonley bus shelter I payed no attention But I made mary beg I'...Read Full Lyrics

Exploring every avenue of love on the honeysuckle highway Eschewing every vestige of regret we gaily slip along Displaying all the evidence of mirth on the daffodyllic byway And ne...Read Full Lyrics

Huffety Puff didn't love you enough Was it nice and slow or a little bit rough? Amazing me when you do your stuff You're so kind and I'm so tough when the race is run, and you lea...Read Full Lyrics

I believe in bottle banks And beauty from within I believe in saying thanks And fresh air on the skin I believe in healthy walks As tonic for the feet I believe in serious talks...Read Full Lyrics

I could lie before I could talk Run away before I could walk I could cheat before I could play I was gone before I could stay I could curse before I could cry I could seeve before...Read Full Lyrics

In the mirror, when I'm debonair My reactions are my own affair A body likes to be near the bone Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan I die when I'm alone, alone Shake your booty when ...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) I'm Charley, you know I'm Norman pleased to meet you I'm Mickey, hello Wilko I'm Johnny, how are you doing Harry? My name is David And I'm Ian and guess what? Oi! I wann...Read Full Lyrics

If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening Little things would slowly go askew If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy 'Specially when she did not want me to I...Read Full Lyrics

I'm partial to your abracadabra I'm raptured by the joy of it all So stop me where you start The cockles of his heart The panties sends it right up the wall Please, please, stop i...Read Full Lyrics

You think it's cool to make me wait with baited breath for what you say You think it's cool to be the overlord of all that you survey You think it's clever beinfg clever, that you ...Read Full Lyrics