Hitler Was A Vegetarian Lyrics

First he told me get a goat and Cut in down the center then He said to find a turtle dove, A ram and maybe two more hens After they were cut in half He made me put them on the gro...Read Full Lyrics

I gave you my heart, you tore it apart That wasn't nice to do I gave you my spleen, you called it obscene And then you split it in two I gave you my liver, you threw it in the rive...Read Full Lyrics

Jello Jello Jello Jello Jello Jello... Ho ho ho I'm Jello Jack the jolly boneless boy. I live inside a jar beside the rooster boy named Roy. They pour me out upon a platform and th...Read Full Lyrics

Kill the great raven (repeated) His tiny eyes, they search the skies He looks so alone, so he must die "Oh, does he really have to die?" "Oh yes, he really has to suffer" Kill the ...Read Full Lyrics

An oily ole egg with a red peg leg Thought a porquepine was his daughter But he soon found out That she had the gout And often would wink underwater Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ho ho ho h...Read Full Lyrics

I returned while they were eating supper at the table seated side by side Upon a special stool. So I said when they were finished with their whole Wheat toast and spinach, we shoul...Read Full Lyrics

The railings of the bridge Were moving by the glass The opportunity to leave Was coming up fast The situation passed across my Mind once more, And I decided that I needed Less no...Read Full Lyrics

You care for plants and we care for you; You care for plants and we care for you. Upward to the sun we grow, Careful plants, be Careful plants....Read Full Lyrics

I'm living in vain I'm just watching the rain I wanna get out But I just don't know how I used to have a girlfriend Who gave me a valentine At first it made me nervous But t...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a woman chewing with nothing in her mouth; Her teeth were in her hands and her tongue was hanging out; The she started drooling and caught it in a cup, The cup was full of pe...Read Full Lyrics