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Queen bitch eat the rich I'm on the second course today I'm not the first and I won't be the worst She's done most of L. A. Can't find a virgin, I can get you a surgeon Twenty-four...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] They said there'll be snow at Christmas They said there’ll be peace on Earth But instead it just kept on raining A veil of tears for the virgin birth I rem...Read Full Lyrics

Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true Who came third in World War 2 Did Sooty sleep with Sue, These things I think about, When I'm with out with you... What are the holes in biro's...Read Full Lyrics

I walk around these empty streets They say there’s nothing left to meet I say there’s no one here for you Down in the land, the land of the blind The one eyed king, he stole m...Read Full Lyrics

I walk into a room I say how do you do They look at me and I look back at them I slip into a chair They say are you prepared I said I do not know Sometimes I feel it but I can't ex...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm psychedelic, unstable They want a role model, but I just puked a rainbow It gets so lonely; I tried to end it all Jumped off my wallet, but I landed in my swimmin...Read Full Lyrics

Now I'm the king of the swingers Oh, the jungle vip I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what botherin' me I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town And be jus...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you decided I know you deny it But I do believe that you don't have to walk this road alone Somewhere there's a fire Deep inside a fire So why won't you just let me be ...Read Full Lyrics

I wouldn't be so alone If they knew my name in every home Kevin Spacey would call on the phone But I'd be too busy Come back to the old ville and dine Cameron Diaz give me a sign I...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] (Da-da-da, da, da, da) (Da-da-da, da, da, da) (Where we met on Christmas Eve) [Verse 1] She's an [?] I'm working class And I treated her real bad I never got...Read Full Lyrics