Homecoming Queen Lyrics

No gas for the plow so the corn's gone to silk And we traded the cow so we can't pass the milk Our jeans all need patching, our eggs all need yolks And we might be laughing but it ...Read Full Lyrics

You can come over You can sit on the back porch We can take a walk When it gets colder You can climb in my car Yeah, we can talk Sit up all night if you like I just can't let your ...Read Full Lyrics

Mama got a call from the Principal's office "Better get down here fast 'Cause Mandy passed out when her water broke in the middle of geometry class" Her mama didn't know she was ni...Read Full Lyrics

She's got three kids, no husband She's two weeks late on last month's rent She's waitin' on the child support He keeps swearin' that it's coming But if she knows him, she knows wh...Read Full Lyrics

It's time to say goodnight to the nightmare as it gently falls asleep. Another restless night, another show plays in my head. It seems to never end. Another hopeless plight, anoth...Read Full Lyrics

You’re talking about queue jumpers: “They’ve gotta wait in line”But when you came here as a convict, that was fucking fine? I don’t think that you understand your actions...Read Full Lyrics

How'd we get so fucked? Are the good times just long gone? Did you listen to sad songs before you got sad? Will you be there when the happy ones give up? Cause they say "it's outda...Read Full Lyrics

Tell me I never change for the better, never think about how I'm gonna make a mark here of my own. Well I wish I had the confidence, the drive, the self beliefand the wisdom to ima...Read Full Lyrics

Little ditty 'bout Homer and MargeHer heart was as big as his stomach was largeOh yeah, they say love goes onLong after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone(During credits)That's th...Read Full Lyrics

You know my baby likes burpingYou know my baby's kinda nauseating(burps)My little vulgar one is so gross'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes(burps) And out in public...Read Full Lyrics