Hot! Hot! Hot! Lyrics

I am chicken, hear me squawk Hear me crow and hear me bawck Watch me rule my roost And strut around my coop People say I've got great legs And they're nuts about my eggs And when t...Read Full Lyrics

I just adore four The number for me You can't deplore four It's less than five, more than three You can have four doors Or four dinosaurs Four janitors Or even four grocery stores ...Read Full Lyrics

(Background doggie singers in brackets) What do I do when I'm out in the yard And can't find where I buried my bone How do I feel when my dog's life is hard I feel sad but I'm not ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and t...Read Full Lyrics

(He's got to be clean He's got to be clean, ahhhh!) I wash my hands whenever I eat And in the bath I wash my ears, My elbows and feet I gotta to be clean! I gotta be clean! It's ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't think of anything that's dumber To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer! Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air I'm telling you, it isn't fair! I hate Christmas! Pe...Read Full Lyrics

I see some paint, some clay, some chalk, I wonder what I'll do I can make an elephant, a horse, a dog, a shoe I might imagine something large or tiny as can be Or some find strange...Read Full Lyrics

I, stand up straight and tall, I, never bend at all. I, important. I, incredible. I, dot the top and I will always Be the same. I, think of one thin line. I, tall and straight and...Read Full Lyrics

If I were a poet I would write a sonnet It would say "I love you" Your name would be upon it If I were a farmer I'd give you a bunny If I had a beehive You would get free honey Fa ...Read Full Lyrics

I know I'm an exciting, ok kinda guy I once had a girlfriend And she went to pieces every time she saw me This is the song I sang to her as she was falling apart (clears his throa...Read Full Lyrics