[Tli]: Hello?
[Female]: Hi, this is Bridget, should I come over later?
[Tli]: I’m sorry, I don’t know a Bridget.
[Female]: Well that’s not what you said when you hugged me la...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Yeah
It's Hunter
Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
Hunter eating beefcakes in the back-a Ford Taurus
Fuck a chorus, fuck my moms, fuck your dad, fuck ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
[Intro:]
Damn, I fucked my aunt...
I can't believe I fucked my aunt...
I fucked my aunt y'all
[Verse:]
I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid
Growin' up in the country fe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Announcer:
Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York.
Mayor:
Good morning.
It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists
Claim that they run New York.
But this is no...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Dedicated to the people of Espanol
There's a party tonight in Ibitha
We're gonna dance and eat pizza
Zesty, spicy, tasty, and lifely
Super sexy, not sexy slightly
Everyone i...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Well I’m a hustler, that’s just what I do
I’m always hustling on the avenue
I can sell water to a whale
Or even a shell to a snail
I’m a hustler, life of a hustler, that’...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I don't care though
I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no
I say fuck no, I say fuck no
As...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this,...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
[Intro: Andy Samberg]
Watch out, watch out
It's Conner!
[Chorus 1: Adam Levine & Andy Samberg]
I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
Cause you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island