How Are You Getting Home? Lyrics

How do I get to Carnegie Hall? How do I get to Carnegie Hall? How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, man, practice Practice, man, practice Practice, man, practice Practic...Read Full Lyrics

I bought the Mississippi River Of course that don't include the towns Or the people Around the Mississippi Well, to cinch the deal the man threw In a boat with crew And then ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I married a Martian, and boy, am I sorry Well, she came down from the sky She couldn't stand the attitude there She took human form, not bad she seemed different She had a E...Read Full Lyrics

You're gonna take a walk in the rain And you're gonna get wet (I predict) You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein And be hungry real soon (I predict) Are my sources correct (I predic...Read Full Lyrics

I thought I told you to wait in the car" "I thought I told you to wait in the car" What's she doing now Has the encore come yet And the bravas and bouquets Don't tell me, don't tel...Read Full Lyrics

Turn out the light, yeah, the light And I might have a chance I guess I look slightly worse Than the Elephant Man Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better Whoa, oh, oh, I wish...Read Full Lyrics

That's how it's gonna be In my family From the biggest branch to the smallest leaf Still you're gonna see similarity In my family That's how it's gonna be That's how its go...Read Full Lyrics

T's winter, it's raining You're tired, she's fainting You're bitter, she's brooding But don't be disenchanted Cause you can barley stand it The sweep and the grandeur The s...Read Full Lyrics

Don't play that riff Don't play that riff Don't play that riff That takes me back Instant weight loss There was a girl why She called me Fats But in one night Instant wei...Read Full Lyrics

Johnny was a soldier with the Allies Johnny was a soldier all the way Johnny was a soldier with a fun side Johnny liked to laugh a lot each day Johnny met a girl who was a beauty J...Read Full Lyrics