How They Getcha' Lyrics

I'm a gonna get my worker's comp checkI'm a gonna buy you lobster foodI'm a gonna drop some bricks on my headI'm a gonna be laid up for goodMy neck, my backMy neck and my back hurt...Read Full Lyrics

Acquiese to the pleaThe decree is clear and bindingIt's required that you integrate into the uniform and grand designJust go alongYou can't prolong itThe power is way too strongIn ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm trying to be civilizedAnd need you girl to realizeMy higher mind runs counter to my procreative selfAlthough it's not my doingNature has a way of insuringThat the species will ...Read Full Lyrics

This is my special momentDon't question me or disagreeI know that I have earned thisDammit, I deserve thisDo not fuck with meIt's my special timeAnd I'll seize this opportunityTo s...Read Full Lyrics

Talking board misunderstoodWhat looked good on paper even looked better on woodA card game way out of controlDivining what's to be by tempting fortune with the soulThe table tilts,...Read Full Lyrics

It has occured to meThe reason for my apathyYou think that I don't give a shitIt's just the oppositeLoss of humanitySuffering and atrocitiesI'm gonna join the fightLet's get this p...Read Full Lyrics

It's sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime"Let the tards eat twinkies" is the motto of our timeFuck no, it isn't who you are, you're only what you've boughtWhen Teletubbies...Read Full Lyrics

The reason that I'm calling you is to let you know I thought it throughAnd after much debate in fact I guess I'll take you backI've heard from friends you've moved aroundAnd maybe ...Read Full Lyrics

It couldn't be worse from verse to verseIt sounds like Korn but a little bit worseIs it Christian or Canadian? Guess!On 90.7 it's bad 311Evidently it's a hit but it stinks to high ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I am crushedAnd I am devastatedAnd contemplating suicideBut I don't have the nerveAnd what's the rush?It all should end real soonAnd so I'll just keep waitingAnd I'll listen to...Read Full Lyrics