Huffing The Proverbial Line Off The Proverbial Dong -or- Blood & The Frog Lyrics

Ain't nothing worth watching on the tv today, And I can't stand working, and there ain't no shade. Prayer is for weaklings. I'm banking n luck, This city, my looks, and not giving ...Read Full Lyrics

It's the comedy of tragedy that keeps me hanging on Did you think I didn't see you roll your eyes at that last song? We've all got better things to do I'm just a target for you 'bo...Read Full Lyrics

Slit my throat from ear to ear And drink my blood like wine I ain't afraid of living, boy And I ain't afraid to die I ain't no goddamn vampire And I ain't leaking tears Its not abo...Read Full Lyrics

You want a piece of me? I'm like a razor blade I'm like a pound of blubber smothering a live grenade These are the days when the tv always stays on The show keeps running after the...Read Full Lyrics

She's got the biggest tits. He's got the longest dick. And I get to read about it every week. You hear that sucking sound? It's culture going down. Seaward with the C-words; submer...Read Full Lyrics

Let's sing a song about smoke and flames That burnt down our lazy yesterdays Let's pretend this poverty is fine And sit on our front porches like we do it all the time Go! Out on ...Read Full Lyrics

For some reason this greasy dead season's running circles around me. (Can you fell it now? Come on and feel it now!) I'm like a log in the fire, and shit, I don't know what to beli...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight the captains dreams are bad. Searching for a dim and distant shore. Amidst the s***s, the drifters and the thieves, He doesn't dream of landing anymore. Drowning in these t...Read Full Lyrics

The first time I saw you You worked selling hot dogs and stealing your mom's vcr You sold your nintendo for a shitty drum set That you sold for a shittier car I remember you hittin...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I found a love I found a love I found a love That I need, whoa, yeah I found a kiss I just wanna tell you That I can't resist I found a love That I ne...Read Full Lyrics