Hugo The Human Cannonball Lyrics

My account is overdrawn, my car slid down the hill I'm givin' up, I've got no more to give My beagle bit the vet, and my daughter's on the pill And my fiscus plant has lost it's wi...Read Full Lyrics

I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be. This widow, had a grown-up daughter, Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. This m...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm calling you, ooh If you answer too, ooh That means that I offer my love to you To be your own If you refuse me, I will be blue And waiting all alone But, if when you hea...Read Full Lyrics

{This is the evening news, let's go now to our field reporter Renaldo Riviera, this is Renaldo Riviera on the banks Of the stinky muddy river with Mr. Are. V. Frisbee Who claims to...Read Full Lyrics

Well, there once was a feller named willard mcvane And he only had just one thought on his brain Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone And call the same lady on a pay t...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Sir I write this note to you to tell you of me' plight For at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight Me body is all black and blue Me face a deathly grey And I write this...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Let's Do It Right This Time. And not waste on precious day. Accepting invitations from empty obligations that just get in the way. Let's Do It Right This Time. Get our pri...Read Full Lyrics

Step right up, folks And see Little Egypt do her Famous dance of the Pyramids She walks, she talks She crawls on her belly Like a reptile Just one thin dime One tenth of a dollar...Read Full Lyrics

You started talking soon as I sat down, Giving me tips on love, Saying how I was good-looking, The kind of guy most women were dreaming of. Then after just about an hour or so, You...Read Full Lyrics

Now, I know a man He's a hard workin' man He gets up real early, and he goes down town And about fifteen minutes after he's been gone There's a big milk truck pulls up on the lawn ...Read Full Lyrics