Human Hosepipe Lyrics

I'm a lonely boy I live beneath the staircase My cousin is real fat He makes my life a sad state The Dursleys are my guardians They are so mean and evil If only I had some magic p...Read Full Lyrics

My teacher is a werewolf He's liable to bite someone in class That would be so bad He's been locked inside the Shrieking Shack But he's the best Dark Arts teacher we've had My teac...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, the bus don't go to Hogwarts You gots to take the train No, the bus don't go to Hogwarts You gots to take the train And we'll take the train From Platform Nine and Three Quart...Read Full Lyrics

Hermione is brainy Ron has red hair And they're my two best friends, here at Hogwarts And we'll hang out together, here at Hogwarts And we'll cause lots of trouble, here at Hogwart...Read Full Lyrics

I got the best present for Christmas But I don't want to gloat All the kids at school are gonna be jealous I got the Firebolt The best broom in the world I could have ridden Conve...Read Full Lyrics

Your blood may be pure, But your heart is spoiled You wouldn't be so tough without Crabbe and Goyle Malfoy wouldn't be so cruel if I wasn't around I'm his enemy in school, He rea...Read Full Lyrics

Are you scared to walk through the hallways? Are you worried that the spiders run away? Are you petrified of being petrified? Are we going to have to save the school again? We've ...Read Full Lyrics

Voldemort is back, he's come alive These times are dark, but I can see a light I can see it in your eyes We got Sirius Black and he's pretty serious Now that the Dark Lord's back ...Read Full Lyrics

The Yule Ball Is fast approaching now I don't dance Especially in front of crowds Everyone's making such a big deal of this I'd rather take on another Hungarian Horntail than have...Read Full Lyrics

This book is so awesome I can do anything This book is so awesome I am the Potions king Did you hear that, Half-Blood Prince? I said I was the king Did you hear that, Professor Sn...Read Full Lyrics