Hummus Vaccuum Lyrics

"Simpsons" season 3 and a thing of hummus This is all I need I'm, like, super low-maintenance But every now and then I wonder why Just a little bit I'm slackin' all over t...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] All bets are off When the sun begins to split No other choice But to throw a hissy-fit [Chorus] He wears the lipstick He wears an old prom dress Nail polish on ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Dundled and watching "Clue" There's nothing better that I would rather do Some people I barely knew It's way too real [Verse 2] Scrubbing my hands away Dirty pil...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm gonna put my shit in the ground Cause I don't like that garbage hanging around I'm gonna drive my van off a cliff Cause I am way too lazy to trade it all in [C...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] We're the best of friends We're sharing all the things that we hold dear Trading comic books and action figures And Ninja Turtle gear We saw his movie in the summer ...Read Full Lyrics

I wake up in the morning I'm hazy and it's frozen One million miles per hour Repeated til it's broken I know I need to cool it Bleached out overexposure A swimming pool of ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was gonna drive I was gonna drive I was gonna cruise around I was gonna speed I was gonna speed I was gonna get around But now I Can't I’m stuck [Chorus...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I smoked crack on the fourth of July Then my minivan began to die Watched the sun set low and red Now I’m left with all I’ve said [Chorus] It will come as no ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Rock and roll is fucking useless One of my excuses For throwing in the towel and giving up I'm down for packing up my Saturn And flooring it to Nebraska [Chorus] ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've slacked so hard to get this far I'm wearing out, wearing out With a bad attitude and a worthless car I'm broken down, broken down [Chorus] If I had one hundr...Read Full Lyrics