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I was always eh, kinda want to like consider myself kind of a pioneer of the palette,a restaurateur if you will.I've wined, dined, sipped and supped in some of the most demonstrabl...Read Full Lyrics

For all the bachelors out there tonight, yeah for anybody who's never whistled this song.Maybe you whistled it but you lost the sheet music.Um...this is um...well actually I don't ...Read Full Lyrics

This is about a um...I'd kinda reached the end of an emotional cul-de-sac one particular evening um.It's a strange sort of evening, I ending up at a little fine old place called 'T...Read Full Lyrics

Well I think it's about time I took you on an improvisational adventureinto the bowels of the metropolitan region.Looks like a bonafide, high voltage,decked out in full regalia, An...Read Full Lyrics

Well now, it's story time again.I'm gonna tell you a story about a truck driver.Story's written by a guy named Red Sovine,it's call 'The Ballad Of Big Joe And Phantom 309'....Read Full Lyrics

I wanna thank you all very much for comin' this evening. It really made mynight. It would have been real strange here if nobody would have showed up.I'd like to introduce my group ...Read Full Lyrics

We're caught in a rainstorm And all you care about Are the shoes on your feetAre the ribbons in your hair And you'll give us a lesson on next years fashionPassing up your morals, t...Read Full Lyrics

ahh ahhh ahhh i'm ready i'm readyyour party had no plan but understandI enjoyed ityour party had no cake but no mistakeI enjoyed ityou made my mind feel like a hurricaneI enjoyed i...Read Full Lyrics

Well, you play that tarantella, all the hounds will start to roar The boys all go to hell and then the Cubans hit the floor They drive along the pipeline, they tango 'til they're s...Read Full Lyrics

I'll tip the newsboy I'll get a shine I'll ride that dream to the end of the line I'm gonna be going places I'll take a ride Take me to the Riverside I wanna take you to New York ...Read Full Lyrics