I'm Ugly Lyrics

the asshole in front of me is riding his brakes.the speed limit's 35, he's going 28.looks like there's a wreck ahead.i knew i shoulda stayed in bed.i hate to drive.on the highway i...Read Full Lyrics

me and hugh shooting pool cause we've got nothing else to do.he plays drums, i do too.i like hanging out with hugh.he's doing shots.we're sitting at a bar.i hope he don't puke in l...Read Full Lyrics

i took a little vaca, man i went down to t.j.i seen a senorita and i didn't know what to say.so i said si and she said no.momasita how about a roll in the hay.she wanted to know ho...Read Full Lyrics

i know a girl named sara.i think she's pretty cool.and when i see her there ain't nothing i wouldn't do to get her to notice me or even look my way.but all she wants me to do is fu...Read Full Lyrics

Make a planet's history crumble and fall You could kill or make it all You could kill or make it all Cut your mama's cord around your neck, son Your new day almost has begun Your n...Read Full Lyrics

madison's so cool.she did tianna, she did tom too.patrice, man she don't care with her perky tits and long red hair.jenna's so fine.i've lover her since '89.raven, man she's the be...Read Full Lyrics

I've been thinking lately Thinking to myself Too many questions and too few answers And so little help I've been thinking about my life As the century turns I hope somewhere there'...Read Full Lyrics

she came up to me at the show.she made me wish i didn't go.she asked me if i liked that band.i said, "no, they're kinda bland."she said, "my brother's in that group."i said, "i'm s...Read Full Lyrics

my girlfriend doesn't want me anymore.that girl last night thinks i'm a whore.i guess i really hate them.i don't wanna date them.i guess i just ran out of luck.i guess i need someo...Read Full Lyrics

i see her walking outside my room.she's gotta baby inside her womb.i say baby can i hold your hand.baby, baby can i be your man.cause you're a mother i'd like to fuck.cause you're ...Read Full Lyrics