I Am A 3 Legged Dog Lyrics

I'm a natural at being me Got no responsibilities I eat and sleep from 9 to 5 And when I¹m done I'm super jive I'm funky! Funky as a diaper Funky as a diye yahee yiaper I'm a l...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a little bitty broccoli With no place to go By a twist of fate I'm out in the cold My daddy was a big stalk From a hard luck farm My momma was a little bud She didn't mean to ...Read Full Lyrics

Some people really hate the rain All they do is complain About the ugly stinkin' weather But It might get pretty serious If the rain didn't rain on us Could we keep it together? R...Read Full Lyrics

Did you ever stop and think about the sky above, Covering this whole world with love Did you ever wonder what it's made up of Tell me bout the sky above The sky is made up of 78% ...Read Full Lyrics

Tape doesn't make the flowers grow Tape doesn't even say hello Tape, it's really good at stickin' around Tape'll fix a boo boo on your face Tapes been all the way to outer space No...Read Full Lyrics

My sister used to drink pickle juice straight out of the jar I don't understand, She seemed to really like it Then she'd grab an onion and take a bite Just like it was an apple rip...Read Full Lyrics

Just the other day I was dining at the mallSipping on a beverage big and tallTwo tubs of popcorn and three smoothiesThat ought to last me through the moviesI need a badezimmerYou c...Read Full Lyrics

You gonna get us a good turkey? Yes Dear. You got your slingshot? Yes Dear. You got your turbo-blaster water gun? Yes Dear. Did you remember your vintage bottle rocket collection? ...Read Full Lyrics

Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you Schmoopie! Schmoopie! Schmoopie means my pride and joy it means I want to hug you Schmoopie! Schmoopie! It's nothing like ...Read Full Lyrics