I Am A Cider Drinker Lyrics

My friends, I stand before you To tell a truth most dire There lurks a traitor in our midst Who hath invoked the captain's ire He don't deserve no mercy We ought to shoot him with...Read Full Lyrics

Legend speaks of a beast Three hundred miles from it's tip to it's tail None have seen it, yet all know it's name Like the ark of the covenant, or the holy grail We set out on a q...Read Full Lyrics

The snow fell hard on a frozen sea As the night swarmed all around With no moon to guide our passage north This corpse of mine may never be found Thirty days, into this dead ...Read Full Lyrics

Under the sea, there's a colony of bees And a man named Fred who will shoot you dead If you try to steal from his apiary sealed With magic spells at the gate to hell He'll kill...Read Full Lyrics

Who's that short man what does he do? He killed that monkey with his shoe! Why that monkey? Why his boot? Cos he had a belly full of loot! The monkey needs his damn revenge! That ...Read Full Lyrics

I know of a tavern not far from here Where you can get some mighty fine beer The company's true and the wenches are pretty It's the greatest damn place in the whole of the city If ...Read Full Lyrics

A dreaded curse - Is spoken of By all men of the sea - An ancient tale Of pirate's woe - And sailor's tragedy A map was drawn - By grizzled men Forgotten years ago - A chest of gl...Read Full Lyrics

Many moons ago, in a faraway land We met an old man with a hook for a hand He showed us a map that lead to treasures untold He said, "I'll give ye the map, if ye give me some gold....Read Full Lyrics

Though you see me now, the mere ghost of a man, I once had the heart of a lion. Commanding my ship, between many a shore, The ol' Jolly Roger a-flyin'. Mine was a name that put fea...Read Full Lyrics

The time has come, the time for a drink, but I don't want whiskey or gin. There's only one drink that gets me so drunk, until my head starts to spin. Far to the west under tropical...Read Full Lyrics