I Ate The Haggis Lyrics

Old man Bear dropped a matchbook Standard procedure couldn't walk Ate a marzipan lemon drop Invalidate the short stop To left field out of the park Always been that way Too late to...Read Full Lyrics

I come up From underground Went back down Forgot my bike lock Went back up Drank my dirty water On the ground I felt like iron Sister bed rest been a long time Will you tel...Read Full Lyrics

I like drinking to forget your name And I smoke reefer a'do much the same Between me and you - there's ain't nothing I wouldn't do To untangle these ties with you How much swee...Read Full Lyrics

Waiting for the lozenge to clear yer throat So you can stand up and say all the words you wrote All along the fences, all along the lines Yer gumption's fading and the honeysuckle'...Read Full Lyrics

(Kevin Russell) The first time I gazed upon that glorious thing It made we wanna dance and Delightfully sing I Whirled and twirled and laughed til I cried, I was so ecstatic unti...Read Full Lyrics

Hurry up now, turn the water into coffee, Is it there? Are you here? Did you just wake up? Did you just fuck up? Indulge my tug. And yer outside, upon the ground I'll speak to...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus Christ, with signs followin', Serpents in the air. Hellbent on heaven bound, Your earthly end is near. Guarded by the divine, We're practicin' our faith. There's more than c...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken Intro: Kevin Russell] My Uncle Jimmy also lives next door to a church of Christ. And the preacher would come over sometimes and he'd always hide his beer and his cigarettes...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken Intro: Kevin Russel] One, two, three, baby [Verse 1] The kiwi and the liquid gold For Helen would have surely knowed I'd love her if it weren't that I Bind myself to a s...Read Full Lyrics

I saddled me a wounded priest Rode him wet through this august heat I took me a german bride All empty and bloody inside In the dark I heard a thief He stole my money and my grief...Read Full Lyrics