I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio Lyrics

A one, twoA one, two, three, fourHalf a bee, philosophicallyMust, ipso facto, half not beBut half the bee has got to beA vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to be...Read Full Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam ...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver,Muddy knees have got me all aglow,Muddy knees have sent me for a paper,To a newsstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver,Muddy knees have got me all aglow,Muddy knees have sent me for a paper,To a newsstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

And now i want to turn you to Sumeria,...787(music begins)(Horn Blows)Hello? ......Hello?! Hello? Who is it?It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table,whose cast...Read Full Lyrics

Finland , Finland , FinlandThe country where I want to bePony trekking or camping or just watch T.V.Finland , Finland , FinlandIt's the country for meYou're so near to Russia so fa...Read Full Lyrics

Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ro...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today,In the Middle East, you know?And I'm so worried about the baggage retrievalSystem they've got at Heathrow.I'm so worried about the fashi...Read Full Lyrics