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They got him drunk as hell They caught him way off balance He could not walk or stand So they thought they could take him They had a plan to trip him As he stumbled by and kick him...Read Full Lyrics

Hey shitmouth I love you Hey shitmouth I love you A number of years Have passed between our Legs Taste your buttery muffin Hey shitmouth! I've never known anyone who bent so much ...Read Full Lyrics

Blistering outburts, like burning a bratwurst at the pta's playground ordeal Too bad you've erased all the times you've been chased by some pre-schoolers new cannonball Bandage the...Read Full Lyrics

Alvin's feelin' restless, cellblock H A carton of smokes for 10 mintues of pleasure Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody No, no, no, yes, no, no, no...Read Full Lyrics

There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother While her mother gives her an enema, while her...Read Full Lyrics

You use mistletoe You use mistletoe I call poison control You try to kill me You try to kill me I call poison control You break my arm You break my arm You burn my head You burn ...Read Full Lyrics

He's gone in her lips, a glow from her lip ignites the shapes she sees, in the shade Only a little is used to come to a close, only a little is used to come to a close Tonight at t...Read Full Lyrics

The dry air holds a distinct fascination For those who are unfamiliar For those who are unfamiliar With any other way of living And I can see by their eyes Can see by your eyes Can...Read Full Lyrics

I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he's a mouth breather ...Read Full Lyrics

He lamped up the room and then couched it Feeling no fear from the day He'd cared for a long time to get here And he was brained He lazy eye bagging but sorely No morsel of spunk h...Read Full Lyrics