I Can Too Lyrics

Roger CreagerLooks like I really screwed up againShould've learned by now that I ain't never gonna winI know the reason, I didn't even ask, I've heard it all from relationships pas...Read Full Lyrics

Roger CreagerI've never heard a more beautiful soundThan a jukebox by the wallAnd this room is full of pretty womenBut I don't feel like dancing at allI've got a beer in my left ha...Read Full Lyrics

My first semester I changed my majorCause I'd found a subject I knew I could aceThrough extensive research I made amazing discoveriesOf the effects of ethanol had on the brainThere...Read Full Lyrics

Roger Creager, Kyle Hutton61st floor way downtown,From cubicle 423You can't see what's coming down.The mail lady brings a pink slipAnd an empty box for my desk.Says, "Pack what you...Read Full Lyrics

Love ain't what this song's aboutCandlelight ain't what I'm in the mood for nowI don't need a metaphor to help me get this outLove ain't what this song's aboutIt's about beer and w...Read Full Lyrics

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?(Spongebob! Squarepants!)Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?(Spongebob! Squarepants!)Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?(Spong...Read Full Lyrics

All right, you invertebratesI'm gonna teach you how to do the spongeWell, if you take your leg and you stick it in the airAnd then you take the other one and jam it right up thereY...Read Full Lyrics

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to doBut the world does not revolve around youDon't be a jerkIt's ChristmasThere's a sign above the line that says "Express"That means ten it...Read Full Lyrics

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?(Spongebob! Squarepants!)Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?(Spongebob! Squarepants!)Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?(Spong...Read Full Lyrics

I thought that I had everybody on my sideBut I went and blew it, all sky highAnd now she won't even spare a passing glanceAll just because I (rip) ripped my pantsWhen big Larry ca...Read Full Lyrics