I'd Rather Jack Lyrics

Buy, buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell, sell. Buy, sell, buy, buy, ftse's gone up. Let's pop some corks, and fax New York. Let's do lunch.. Talk, talk, talk, talk, eat, eat, eat, e...Read Full Lyrics

Standing at the party talking to this bloke, he said he fancied me I thought it was a joke. But when he tried to kiss me I thought it's time to hide, i'll go find the bog and lock ...Read Full Lyrics

I creep down alleys and peep thru blinds, I strangle and kill any children I find. I like meeting people when they're dead, I take some of them back to bed. I'm a maniac, I'm an i...Read Full Lyrics

If you are feeling randy and want a screw, Oral Annie's the girl for you. You want s** and she'll be there, on her back legs in the air. Oral Annie, such good fun, Oral Annie, tak...Read Full Lyrics

Heard there's a party in the town, so I've got me beer and Merrydown. Got me bottles and me cans, gotta get in if I can. No invitation, but it don't stop me, No invitation, gatecr...Read Full Lyrics

There's a certain bunch of kids in Peacehaven that we know, Cause destuction and chaos everywhere that they go. Been labelled 'the wildkids' by the local press, Banned from the you...Read Full Lyrics

It don't matter who or where you are, if you're on a bus, train, cab or in a car. If your nose needs picking then go ahead, don't flick the bogies eat them instead. Pick, pick, pi...Read Full Lyrics

I used to think that you were real clean, until I saw you in a magazine. I always used to think that you were quite nice, but now I see that s** is your vice. Penthouse, Mayfair, ...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's Friday night and the weekend's here, so let's start right with lots of beer. I said "Hey gang let's hit the booze, hey gang give me some blues" cause I'm gonna stay awake...Read Full Lyrics

It's a cold cold morning, it's warm here in bed. It's time to get up now, I think I'll stay here instead. So I turn on the tv, with my big toe. Cause I've got nothing to do, and I'...Read Full Lyrics