I Dated A Mirage In A Garage Lyrics

Pancakes are cool Pancakes are rad Unless you are colby jack And think they are bad Then you are lame Totally off your chain I'll shove these pancakes into your brain I do...Read Full Lyrics

I hate politics A fools game played by dicks and pricks At least it's better than a country chick But both of them make me (they make me sick) Some may fall for their cheap ass lie...Read Full Lyrics

We're the only dumb band that you can't bring down Even after criticism we're still hanging around Cause we don't give a shit This is just for fun And you can't tell us when th...Read Full Lyrics

Daily Thursday shutout past the richey leaves Asked my boy Frankie if he could save a spot just for me Next thing I know drops were falling on my Braves cap Ran in the mud Just...Read Full Lyrics

I don't see in color I see in frosting vision My Pastafarian god helps me make decisions About talking pancakes and cat flavored gods Only silent songs are played on my iPod Cr...Read Full Lyrics

This Christmas I hope you know That your mom will be blowing more than snow Cause no mom will be missed this Christmas (I've got em all) on my Christmas list (I hope you know...Read Full Lyrics

A red tree A bright orange key And a rabbit stuffed in a hole Silken to the bone Dry exoskeleton Corpse sell for a loan The hawk cried Majestic eagle died Sammy got sad...Read Full Lyrics

Me and my friend We thought we could pretend How foolish was I To believe in his lies He mistook me for a fool He thought that I was uncool How mistook was I To believe in h...Read Full Lyrics

Finding yourself in the soles of your shoes Don't blame me for LSD blues Have your eyes crawl Up the wall Forget them Cause they'll slip and fall Inside your mind You'll fin...Read Full Lyrics

I like chocolate ice cream And I like having fun Yeah I think that you're the one for me For me You and I We're meant to be together You and I Are always and forever Yea...Read Full Lyrics