I Don't Date Mormons('cuz They Don't Date Me) Lyrics

Yeah, I love the USAThe greatest country in the worldWhere we have the freedom to do what we wantJust as long as it's what the government wants us to doWhere all men are created eq...Read Full Lyrics

Iron child out of Vulcan's forge, metal scream and thrash Red steel in the driving wheel, hear the pistons clash Dragon breathin' big black smoke, howlin' up the tracks [Chorus:] ...Read Full Lyrics

All right, all right I hope you son of bitches see the light You again, you again I know you've got a mental age of ten Listen up, listen up I wouldn't swap you for a thousand buck...Read Full Lyrics

Oh! I am the one, Orgasmatron The outstretched grasping hand My image is of agony My servants rape the land Obsequious and arrogant Clandestine and vain Two thousands years of mis...Read Full Lyrics

When they came, we were readyWith atom bombs pointed towards the skyPanic swept across the nationsYou could see the terror in their eyesCan't you see? The aliens are invadingIt's g...Read Full Lyrics

Hardly had a chanceShe wipes away a tear from her pretty eyesTries to hideDoesn't want to let onCrying is a sign of weakness and she's strongSo she saysThings won't changeSo much e...Read Full Lyrics

What if I woke up todayAnd found my memory had slipped awayAnd all those nights we spent togetherWere gone from my mind foreverEverything you showed meThe beauty of loveEmotions th...Read Full Lyrics

Call it social commentary Call it just what me eyes see Seems that there's more pretty women Than there are fish in the sea Woman in love You see there's girls who like your money...Read Full Lyrics

Well here, babe, look at you, and you with someone else, Turned out like all the others, leave me by myself, That's how it works I guess, and you like all the rest Guess I can hand...Read Full Lyrics

No matter how hard I tryI just can't seem to get byAnother obstacle, after obstacleNothing wants to obligeEverything went wrongLike something out of babylonIt's been happening all ...Read Full Lyrics