I Don't Drink Beer Lyrics

They're doin it in paris they're doin it in rome People just like me educatin' at home They got the homeschool, they got the homeschool blues Don't worry about no uniform don't wo...Read Full Lyrics

(Spoken:) "Uh-huh" "Goes like this" "Uh-huh" "That's just the way it is" "Uh-huh" "Hey, hey - why does my voice sound like this?" "Yeah, you... can you make it sound normal a...Read Full Lyrics

Jello again, Jello I always eat Jello I love that jiggy thing You do You make my heart race Then my face Jello...Read Full Lyrics

On a dark, country highway Cool wind in your hair Warm smell of a corn dog Rising up through the air You see a sign in the distance That says, "We Are Open All Day" And if you wa...Read Full Lyrics

I got an apartment, I think you know. But the rent was just to high to pay, So I got a room mate, I didn't know, And he moved his stuff in yesterday, When he walked in, Oooh, He sa...Read Full Lyrics

I've been watchin you for a long, long time And you just see right through me And I can't seem to get you off my mind You don't know what it's doin to me I've got your pictures spr...Read Full Lyrics

Ford, I lift Your name on high Ford, I love to sing Your praises I'm so glad you 4 wheel drive I'm so glad your fuel injected My dodge, is an awesome dodge, it is! With tires, pow...Read Full Lyrics

(Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you Anything you like! You want free college, money, Mortages! Whatever you like! You have come to the Right place! Why? I'll tell y...Read Full Lyrics

Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end? That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame Would you s...Read Full Lyrics

Well I was minding my business, Happy as can be, Hanging with my friends down by the Sea of Galilee. I had my lunch basket along for the ride, My momma packed for me I took a look ...Read Full Lyrics