I Don't Say Anything Lyrics

Over falafel at lunch I hear he's awful a bunch I see you waffle, well tell me Will you won't you will you won't you, you won't You say you like me a lot So will you invite me or n...Read Full Lyrics

I don't ask for directions So don't go giving none to me I'm too frugal with affection I watch hockey on TV Cause I'm a guy I'm a guy What an incredible situation Fifty percent of ...Read Full Lyrics

I guess that you must think I'm pretty homophobic I made a tasteless joke and I forgot you were gay What did I say? Why did I act that way? I'm so embarrassed, I wanna get away I p...Read Full Lyrics

I met a man on the radio with a turpentine tattoo He could tie his shoes from fifty feet, he reminded me of you Why'd you go Why'd you shoot my brother He was only teasing You know...Read Full Lyrics

There's something living There's something living There's something living in the fridge Now what's that cole slaw doing here? I thought we threw it out last year There's something...Read Full Lyrics

If I had you I'd hold you like a guitar I could slay you with a well-placed F sharp barre If you don't want to hear that tune I'll leave my fingers where they are And every time I ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the best man in the world Though I can't imagine why Cause the most amazing girl Thinks that I'm an amazing guy Don't know how to win her heart Good thing I don't have to try I...Read Full Lyrics

Things get so much harder When we have to leave our bed Wouldn't life be easier If we were just dead? Never have to put our clothes on I wish I was dead and you were in my coffin T...Read Full Lyrics

My friends and I we go to Zanzibar I see a pretty girl but I won't get too far Cause she's just staring at my friend Now they're talking laughing I feel dead Maybe I'll just go to ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know what she said but I saw how she said it He shrugged his shoulders looked at her said just forget it He turned and walked away from her she walked towards me We've neve...Read Full Lyrics