I Don't Wanna Be an Asshole Anymore Lyrics

I was on my way to heaven when you died I was racing up the express lane, I was cheating HOV Lanes I made it to the gat in record timing I quickly threw my hazards on, no bother fi...Read Full Lyrics

Dreaming that my teeth are falling out Driving there's no steering wheel No doors I can't see out Kicking and screaming on the motorway The radio static screams my name Water is c...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna be more discreet, I want em all to quit following me In the walls held captive, lives a mouse I don't have the guts to kick him out In the bars where I live, lives someone ...Read Full Lyrics

My girl she's a good one She's always on my mind She is a rose and I am a stone She's always poking her head out And striking a pose I'm always plucking her petals And some nights ...Read Full Lyrics

We were young kids We made a difference We survived those churches and hospitals Tall tales get taller, but they'll never grow old Yours is a flame, it never goes old A guiding lig...Read Full Lyrics

I used to lie to myself all the time I was always over-reacting, screaming "I'm gonna die." But now I'm five thousand miles from a head on my shoulder From a night I spent sober, s...Read Full Lyrics

Alright, I'm okay We did it your way I never loved you anyway You've got your problems That's your problem I never loved you anyway Alright, I'm okay We did it your way I never lo...Read Full Lyrics

I am a tiny fly, buzzing around in a field Somewhere in the overgrowth of your memory And at night you wander though, as the image of a Former you, searching every nook and every c...Read Full Lyrics

Budding young philosophers sit down at the dinner table They all stand up to pay the bill but none of them are able The kids, they're staring at their phones They're calling it "co...Read Full Lyrics

I heard a ghost whisper to a teacher He said "We're going off to war" I heard a ghost whisper to a preacher He said "We're going to start a war" A newsman put a paper in my hand, t...Read Full Lyrics