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Country Dick was a manBig as the Rio GrandeHis voice did boom like thunderBut that evil rotten turdMr. Mike PervLaid Country Dick six feet underCountry Dick played the drumsLike he...Read Full Lyrics

She was screamin' in my faceThat she needed more spaceSo I gave her NASA's numberNow my whole life's a bummerThere was blood in my urineWhiskey was a purrin'I'm a-lookin' and a-sea...Read Full Lyrics

(Are the non-machines ready?)I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')I got my mojo wo...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I don't care how you bring 'em, just so you Brigham YoungSaid a white man in the desert with his Salt Lake City tongueIt was here that the mothership had hit its Plymouth Roc...Read Full Lyrics

It's a cryin' shameWhat they did to our thingAll of the spiritOut of it they did drainOn the shores of Lake ErieMan, there is a committeeIt's a corporationDon't know nothin' 'bout ...Read Full Lyrics

I gotta crazy wifeI gotta crazy wifeI gotta crazy wifeGotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife)Gotta crazy wife (I gotta crazy wife)She can never find her keysEvery week she's got a ne...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I don't care if you got yourself 'bout a hundred tattoosAnd you gone and put a steel rod through your ring ding dooYou can smoke nothing but Cuban cigarsAnd collect rare holl...Read Full Lyrics

Well, Orenthal James, he was a mighty bad manKilled two people last nightChopped off their heads in West L.A.Must have been a mighty sharp knife, poor boyMust have been a mighty sh...Read Full Lyrics

This land is your land, this land is my landFrom the California to the New York islandFrom the Redwood Forest, to the gulf stream watersThis land was made for you and meAs I went w...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday I take a step closer Closer to the girl I wanna be So many things I have to understand So many questions, still need the answers I wonder if I'll ever find them all But I...Read Full Lyrics