I Don't Want To Live On The Moon Lyrics

Many, many years ago when I was seventeen I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be This widow had a grown up daughter who had hairof red My father fell in love with her ...Read Full Lyrics

One of these sounds is not like the others,One of these sounds doesn't belong.Can you tell which sound is not like the othersBy the time we finish our song.(obscene noises)Did you ...Read Full Lyrics

Rebel L! Leaned out a little lower, "Leapin' lizards!" I yelled, "You gotta learn a lesson, Hey, it's late, get lost, rebel L You're wakin' up the neighbors. Please leave us in pea...Read Full Lyrics

My hair is black and red.My hair is yello.My eyes are brown and green and blue.My name is Jack and Fred.My name's Amanda Sue.I'm called Kareem Abdul.My name is you.I live in southe...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I look up and see an airplane flying, yes I do!Well, I look down and see my foot and then I see my shoe!I look up and see the sky,I look down and see the ground,I look at you a...Read Full Lyrics

My name is AndyI love candyI eat candy whenever i canIf it's handy, gimmie some candyit's so good and sweetthe perfect treatIt's such a thrill to eat my filland gobble till there's...Read Full Lyrics

Fur.I am covered with fur.From my snoot to my spur.I'm a furry fella.Fur.When you stroke it I purr.When you poke it I cur.It's maroon and bakulla and yellow.Fur.Keeps me warm when ...Read Full Lyrics

I believe in miracles and I can tell you why:Once a year the street I live on sparkles like the skyAll hung with lights for ChristmasTwinkling ev'rywhereThe world turns bright for ...Read Full Lyrics

Cats have kittens.Doggies have pups.Horses have pretty foals,And sheep have lambs.Cows have calvesAnd I bet you didn't knowThat elephants have calves, too.Lions and leopards have c...Read Full Lyrics

Party tommorrow and I'm getting all excitedEveryone in my Barrio's invitedAll the honeys will be looking fineAnd cervezas will be flowin'My apellito (?) has been cooking for a week...Read Full Lyrics