I Drink Beer, I Start Shit Lyrics

A holy prayer in Sunday schoolTo graduate from BYUAll the work that you’ve givenGuarantees a place in heavenWork for god with no commissionSlave to the cause on a two-year missio...Read Full Lyrics

My life is so much fun, with Money, Bitches & GunsMoney, Bitches & GunsCause it’s a social contest, to see who’s the biggest pimpMoney, Bitches & GunsMusic Videos, with lots of...Read Full Lyrics

& so you went through hell in the divorce Last time we spoke it was in court A hobby claiming that I juke Your new boyfriend is such a kook Talk shit on me but I won't fret Disneyl...Read Full Lyrics

I've got balls of steel because I've been through a lotIn a Cuban jail cell I was left to rotWith that Castro fuck trying to tell me what to think In May of 1980 I was set free, se...Read Full Lyrics

Fighting our way to the heart of the battleMy chances are slim but yours aren’t much betterOne of the many things in life nobody wants to admit . . .The greed for money fuels all...Read Full Lyrics

In the oval office on my kneesThat’s the true land of opportunityYou might not ever guess I’m just a brainless hoeAs I sign another book on a TV showFat Bitch, Get Rich, Suck D...Read Full Lyrics

Beverage dispensers everywhere serve magic pints of ice cold beerOn silver trays with buffalo wings so don't you worry about a god damn thing There ain't no god damn better place t...Read Full Lyrics

Fish Otter Pops,My Fish Otter Pops Blue Raspberries aren't for me my frozen me My frozen Icee from the sea For something that swam in a lake I'll pass up Alexander the grape Cold a...Read Full Lyrics

(blink parody)I find it hard not to whine and poutBut I don’t know what else to write aboutI started listening to punk on the radio you know they all got record dealsAnd that’s...Read Full Lyrics

Seven craps eleven there’s no gambling in heavenAnd it would seem to me to be the sin that there’s no Bourbon Jack or GinEternity is far to long the reason why I wrote this son...Read Full Lyrics