I Hate Your Mother Lyrics

I got a date tonight My date looks cool, so shall I I did the most I could do to make myself cool Except one major problem I need a freaking haircut I sprint into town all the plac...Read Full Lyrics

Dear mom I'm sorry for being such an ass I killed the cat I broke your glass I'm sorry I'm such a pain in the neck Nobody's perfect but what the heck I'm sorry that I didn't pay at...Read Full Lyrics

Hey mofo Sup brotha' Comin' to the disco tonight Yeah I'm bringin' a whore Cool where'd you get her Shop You bought her? $6. 99 Man is she good Don't know yet Can I ride her No Why...Read Full Lyrics

My brother has no friends Cuz he acts a little dick He went up to some lads They just called him a prick He went home so sad that day He was in misery It's just too bad just really...Read Full Lyrics

I've benn crying all night Cause I got a hell of a fright And I shouted out "shite!" My poor telly is broken It's gone, gone forever It'll never come back I'm sure, (I'm sure..) M...Read Full Lyrics

You're so stupid You're so fucking blind Just shut up let me blow your mind Nobody trusts you and it's no fucking wonder You tell the whole freaking world Your mom is fat and your...Read Full Lyrics

I've done something bad I don't know what it is I've murdered somebody I know not who it is What happened? well, it isn't fair 'Cos I was drunk at the time The men in white suits ...Read Full Lyrics

I was talking to my mother We was talking to each other Then 10 minutes later you came by You asked us what was up We told you to shut up We said go home you inbred waster You sai...Read Full Lyrics

One day I saw a hot momma I stood and stared and said "shomra" Her long brown hair Falling here to there And me just standing and staring 'cos Chorus She's good lookin' and I'll k...Read Full Lyrics

Yo dude What? You talking to me? Yeah you hairy mofo When was the last time you had a shower Well, er, I guess, um, a week ago? Oh come on man how old are you 30? 35? 40? You gotta...Read Full Lyrics