I Heard Crime Gets You Off Lyrics

Troubled, crazy kid from the news Shot up some girls from his school Was bitter they wouldn't date him Now he's dead, so he's not dating Fight for the girls, fight for their ...Read Full Lyrics

Stage four, how do you spend your precious last months? With a new love or the old one who coldly still haunts? Endtimes, how do you spend your precious few months? With a new l...Read Full Lyrics

[Caroline Corrigan:] At least turn the sound off of your phone Make me guess, don't let it be known: You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb girls Who put that space b...Read Full Lyrics

[Caroline Corrigan:] When I hear your stories I wonder: What's the point in lying to me? You're a lousy director You never remember the names of scenes I walked out on the scr...Read Full Lyrics

[Incidentally, for those of you at home: This song is about cops knocking your house down, finding you three days later, sending you to jail, and then you having a lot of time to ...Read Full Lyrics

Lyin'-ass liar I have my complaints I need more freedom; I need more space Kind questions, they only invade Stay off my preserve I have my complaints Your body no longer ...Read Full Lyrics

Left the car unlocked Why? Don't know; can't say Left the clothes in the wash Why? Don't know; can't say Said I'd help but forgot Why? Don't know; can't say Can't make sens...Read Full Lyrics

I found you in the witch elm Who put you in the witch elm? What fool dares to put his hands to me? The book says, you must increase And I must decrease Don't lean on your ...Read Full Lyrics

Forgot and left Mental health Bad news Nobody who matters cares Raw and worn Beat and swollen I know Nobody who matters cares Late and let go Downsized and broke Sorr...Read Full Lyrics

Dressed in black, I'm ready for mourning Show ample thigh to keep it sporty Twice around the block, sat an hour once parked Doors creaked open, and everybody watched Wife is ...Read Full Lyrics