I Hope It Rains At My Funeral Lyrics

Oh Gosh, If my skin was a cucmber I would hide in the vegetable section I would prance with carrots and butternut squash I would retell old stories of broth Oh I'd laugh if my fis...Read Full Lyrics

I sat down in the garden And a cat who spoke He said, "Excuse me thats my place for sitting 'cos its in the shade" I said, "Mr Pussy you got some tuna stuck badly in your whiskers ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, Is it December? Oh it is I feel so alive Lets pull up the pear trees Its naked now so lets build a fire So, just lay to rest Lay down your sleepy head Lets put on our fancy...Read Full Lyrics

Okay This is a song that uh There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh not too many Hanukkah songs So uh I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get t...Read Full Lyrics

You're the typethat says "I can't find love for my life.I've been searching around and around.I can't find a thingto keep myself going."You're the typethat mounts wings on the bird...Read Full Lyrics

What's the worst you could feel and you only need a friend.But you say, it isn't me.What's the best time we've had, it's the best I ever had.Still you say, it isn't me.You've got i...Read Full Lyrics

show me your palmyour soft, sweaty skini can read the lines between your fingersi don't know it all there's some things i can't sayand your purse can't help defy the futureyou'll f...Read Full Lyrics

I know we don't belong Everyone says it's wrong We come from different ways So I tried to erase everything that I felt That I felt But then you kissed me and suddenly I don't care...Read Full Lyrics

I was walking the street just the other dayWhen I saw a favorite girl of mine coming up the other wayStopped on the street corner to say helloFrom the look, eyes, body language, sh...Read Full Lyrics

What’s the worst you could feelAnd you only need a friendBut you say it isn’t meAnd what’s the best time we’ve hadIt’s the best I ever hadStill you say it isn’t meYouâ€...Read Full Lyrics