I Hope You Die Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room ...Read Full Lyrics

Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren't the whores you're looking for Jackass If the Crocodile Hunte...Read Full Lyrics

Looking out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Friday night and everyone's moving I can feel the heat but it's seuth...Read Full Lyrics

Let's?? try again This time we're sloppy Like child birth Where's! my f gay***bass guitar Everybody? Look Around Hear The Sound Something Specials Gonna Come Your Way We Got Somet...Read Full Lyrics

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get...Read Full Lyrics

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky Daddy long legs is a mean ass honky And jimmy pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy Cause I'm the loch...Read Full Lyrics

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Do you still go to raves? Do you think that christ saves? Do you spend your days in a purple haze? Do you contemplate what a grape ...Read Full Lyrics

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Bee...Read Full Lyrics

I felt like shouting hurrah It goes one two three when I'm kickin' funky lyrics lyrics I'm bustin' up vocabulary I want you all to hear it hear it I'm bustin' up the rhythm 'c...Read Full Lyrics

[Mother]: Hello Frank, [Jim:] Hello mother dear, [Mother:] Hi, what are you doin'?, [Jim:] I'm trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina, [Mother:] Oh, [Mother:] lima? Like l...Read Full Lyrics