I'm Goin' Down To Texas (And Be One More Horse's Ass) Lyrics

Ooh, ooh, I gotta get rid of this band.They're rockin' too hard for a country music man.I preach 'em and I teach 'em but they don't understand.I tell you folks, I gotta get rid of ...Read Full Lyrics

It was a drizzly, drinkin' Nashville nightAnd everything was wrong.My beer was flat and the jukebox cranked outSomebody else's song.I turned my head and down the barStarin' straigh...Read Full Lyrics

Mama mama me oh myI don't want no catfish eyesI don't want no lizard spleensGimme greasy grit gravy and gizzard greensGreasy grit gravy and gizzard greensBig fat pie and mobo beans...Read Full Lyrics

Sweet Mother Michigan, Father SuperiorComing down from Mackinaw and Sault Ste. MarieBlue water HuronRolls down to Lake Erie-o, falls into OntarioAnd runs out to seaThe great lakes ...Read Full Lyrics

Now Francisco and Bernardo, they was guardin’ the castle,Leanin’ on their spears, not lookin’ for no hassle,Havin’ themselves a brew or two,When out in the night they hear ...Read Full Lyrics

Now whenever life is looking dark and mean I have myself and espresso And then I kinda sit back and like dig the scene And maybe have myself another espresso And there's a chick in...Read Full Lyrics

Help me mama... she's touching my heartAnd I just can't keep her away.Stop her, mama... I can't let it start.Mama, please make her go away.Stop her mama... she's starting to speak....Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Lady Godiva, ridin´ through the townNaked on your big white horseWith your long hair hangin´ down.Lady Godiva, you say you´re really frightened and so shy.I hate to bust yo...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Nelly Nelly, come to the window.Hey Nelly Nelly look at what I see.He's riding into town on a sway-back mule.Got a tall black hat and he looks like a foolHe sure is talkin' lik...Read Full Lyrics

(Spoken Intro: You know, everything that's ever been written about the Civil War, they wrote about brother fightin' brother and father fightin' son, and nobody has ever really writ...Read Full Lyrics