I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today Lyrics

[Lucy] I can make you feel Special. When it sucks to be you. Let me make you feel Special. For an hour or two. Your life's a routine That repeats each day. No one cares who you ar...Read Full Lyrics

BAD IDEA BEAR number one Take her home! BAD IDEA BEAR number two She's wasted! BAD IDEA BEARS Yaaaayyy! KATE MONSTER My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there! That's the spot...Read Full Lyrics

Kate monster There's a fine, fine line Between a lover, and a friend. There's a fine, fine line Between reality, and pretend; And you never know 'til you reach the top If it was wo...Read Full Lyrics

[BRIAN] Princeton! [PRINCETON] Yeah. [BRIAN] Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks. What's up with that? [PRINCETON] I went to work for a temp agency, and they fired me ...Read Full Lyrics

KATE MONSTER Why can't people get along and love each other, Christmas Eve? CHRISTMAS EVE You think getting along same as loving? Sometimes love right where you hating most, Kate ...Read Full Lyrics

GARY COLEMAN Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy NICKY I'll say. GARY COLEMAN And when I see how sad you are it sort of makes me... happy! NICKY Happy?! GA...Read Full Lyrics

KATE MONSTER I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. NICKY What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! PRINCETON I wish I cou...Read Full Lyrics

[NICKY] Help the homeless! Help the homeless!-- Oooh! Hey Princeton! (sung) Give me a quarter! Here in my hat! Come on, Princeton, It's as easy as that! Helping others brings You ...Read Full Lyrics

CHRISTMAS How much do we get? PRINCETON Boy, it's not very much at all, is it? BRIAN Never say never, Princeton, There's still one more person We have to hit up! (Trekkie pops o...Read Full Lyrics

PRINCETON Why does everything have to be so hard? GARY COLEMAN Maybe you'll never find your purpose. CHRISTMAS EVE Lots of people don't. PRINCETON But then -- I don't know why I...Read Full Lyrics