I'm the Friend You Need Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemenThe Keeper of the keys, the Countess of the clinkThe Mistress of murderers rowMatron Mama MortonAsk any of the chickies in my penThey'll tell you I'm the bigges...Read Full Lyrics

It's goodIsn't it grand? Isn't it great?Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun?Isn't it? NowadaysThere's menEverywhere jazz, everywhere boozeEverywhere life, everywhere joyEverywhere, nowada...Read Full Lyrics

[REPORTERS]Where'd you come from?[BILLY (as Roxie)]Mississippi[REPORTERS]And your parents?[BILLY (as Roxie)]Very wealthy.[REPORTERS]Where are they now?[BILLY (as Roxie)]Six feet un...Read Full Lyrics

My sister and I had an act that couldn't flopMy sister and I were headed straight fo the topMy sister and I earned a thou a week at leastOh, sure!But my sister is now, unfortunatel...Read Full Lyrics

[VELMA]Come on babeWhy don´t we paint the town?And all that JazzI´m gonna rouge my kneesAnd roll my stockings downAnd all that jazzStart the carI know a whoopee spotWhere the gin...Read Full Lyrics

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutesFive hundred twenty five thousand moments so dearFive hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutesHow do you measure, measu...Read Full Lyrics

What happened to BennyWhat happened to his heartAnd the ideals he once pursuedAnd the owner of that lot next doorHas a right to do with it as he pleasesHappy birthday, Jesus!The re...Read Full Lyrics

It's goodIsn't it grand? Isn't it great?Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun?Isn't it? NowadaysThere's menEverywhere jazz, everywhere boozeEverywhere life, everywhere joyEverywhere, nowada...Read Full Lyrics

PopSixSquishUh uhCiceroLipschitzAnd now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County JailIn their rendition of the Cell Block TangoCiceroLipschitzPopSixSquishUh uhCiceroLipschitzP...Read Full Lyrics

It's true you sold your guitar and bought a car?It's true, I'm leaving now for Santa FeIt's true, you're with this yuppie scum?You said you'd never speak to him againNot nowWho sai...Read Full Lyrics