I'm The Greatest Captain Lyrics

Cut out your nappin' It's a crazy messed up place where anything can happen There's a chair that freakin' talks (hey look) And some fish who give advice (holy crap!) It's screwy ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a ...Read Full Lyrics

(Randy)-Fat man with and his kids and dog. Drove in through the morning fog. Hey there Rover, come on over... (Lois)-Well its nice to have a little music while we eat.(Spoken) (R...Read Full Lyrics

Sit down, I wanna sing a little song that, uh, kept me going when I had troubles. We were at the beach, everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock, and there they sa...Read Full Lyrics

Warm out today Warm Yesterday Even warmer today Met her on my cb Said her name was Mimi Sounded like an angel come to earth(come to earth) When I went to meet her Man you shoulda...Read Full Lyrics

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island We're having the time of our lives. (Stewie) (Take it dog...) (Brian) We're quite a pair of partners, Just Like Thelma and Louise. 'c...Read Full Lyrics

Cop:hey thats against the law your commin with me Peter:eh eh eh... Cant touch me, Cant touch me JJJJJust like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2 I've got diplomatic immunity, so H...Read Full Lyrics

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio ...Read Full Lyrics

(Stewie) a 5, 6, 7, 8! (Stewie) who's got the greatest gal around? (Olivia) you do. Who's got the sweetest man in town? (Stewie) you do. (Olivia) who's got a guy who makes her smil...Read Full Lyrics

You make me feel so young. You make me feel that spring has sprung. And everytime I see you grin. Oh, I'm such a happy individual. The moment that you speak. I want to go and play ...Read Full Lyrics