I'm With Stupid Lyrics

By building up the means for war, we thus preserve the peace Such bullshit will prepare us for invasion from the east And meanwhile, they're carving up the land The anglo-american ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh isn't it horrible? I can't look He fell on the ski-jump And he's not getting up The car he was driving Just blew a tire Oh isn't it horrible? He's all on fire The race she was r...Read Full Lyrics

You see who's over there in the corner? Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner... I say, I say, I say Why'd Jack Horner sit in the corner? The story goes it's cos he had a square bum....Read Full Lyrics

And I'll give you a free ride to this underground stadium. They'll pick up the fair and they'll even tip you, don't even worry about it, man. You'll love this joint. We'll stop off...Read Full Lyrics

Jacob's ladder Like rusty old nails At the bottom of the sea Telling no tales For the good of the Admiralty You jump when you're told to Through the open door And the King of Norw...Read Full Lyrics

The weekend booze-up, out with your mates To the indian restaurant--open til late Mugs out of nightclubs, hungry and cold Last chance for action before they stagger home Work, ties...Read Full Lyrics

Twelve stitches in sixteen rows Two inches overpacking on number ten needles Cast one hundred twenty one stitches And knit one, purl one, repeat to the end Knit one, purl one, knit...Read Full Lyrics

Don't tell me lies I don't need fingerprints, so Button up your coat Before you catch your death of cold Throw away your books Theyre building windmills Three miles up Out on the ...Read Full Lyrics

The blanket shit coverage we get on tv Sells us paradise, buy buy buy buy buy buy it They steal our lives and sell them back to us As one big happy contraceptive pill-popping party...Read Full Lyrics

There's a hole in your knickers, dear Calvin Dear Calvin, there's a hole in your knickers, a hole Now let's see what happens with Ba-ba-black sheep Ba-ba-black sheep, have you any ...Read Full Lyrics