I, Melvin Lyrics

[Originally by Cheap Trick] I want you to want me I need you to need me I'm beggin' you to beg me And I want you now Yea I want you to want me I need you to need me I'm beggin' y...Read Full Lyrics

Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let me crawl Inside of you, I nee...Read Full Lyrics

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free." From all the pressures of society From all your...Read Full Lyrics

It's not the right time to be sober Now the idiots have taken over Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer? Mensa membership conceding Tell me why and how are all the s...Read Full Lyrics

I've never known a better writer or a better guy His songs wouldn't just touch you, they would punch you in the eye It doesn't happen a lot when everybody has the same thought ...Read Full Lyrics

You better watch out you better not cry You better put out records D.I.Y. Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been If you fuck up I'm telling Tim Take you out of book...Read Full Lyrics

I'm swimming in a sea of pee I'm hiking up a big mountain of poo I feel like rolling in glass when I'm without you I'm diving in a pool of puke I'm fly fishing a stream of puss Th...Read Full Lyrics

Germans Love To Insult me The country condescends We call it arrogance they call it making friends Scottish don't speak a language The British Love To gob Japanese like to chase m...Read Full Lyrics

I look around I look around me So many things to do There's so many things to see I'm lookin' up at The Upper Crusties I know they pity me Because I do what I please It m...Read Full Lyrics

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true I'm here for me not you Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucki...Read Full Lyrics