I Never Try That Hard Lyrics

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've lef...Read Full Lyrics

Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who likes...Read Full Lyrics

I never realized how much I prized you I never thought you'd do me just one time And if I could again lay eyes upon on you I know I'd make you want me one more time ...Read Full Lyrics

I could love you once or twice I think you'd find it very nice But then I'd have to call it quits And tear you're little heart to bits I think you're gonna come with me I th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider ...Read Full Lyrics

When you go on camping trips you're stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger supposed to ...Read Full Lyrics

Is the spell really broken? Has the time finally come? Do they see it's an omen? That it's over and done? Have they seen the thing coming? Or do they pretend? Do they know ...Read Full Lyrics

I think I'll have just one Well, maybe just another one Of course the third one's so much fun It'll never leave you alone And if you try and tell it to go You'll just turn a...Read Full Lyrics

You said you like mixin' it up I said I don't like to chat You said you smoked the big kahunas I said I'm not like that I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin' So don't be spillin' yo...Read Full Lyrics

Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty l...Read Full Lyrics