I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth Lyrics

Ian: My name is Ian Underwood and I am the straight member of the group (Ha ha ha!) Suzy: Wowie Zowie! Ian: One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater. I heard t...Read Full Lyrics

Louis: Ah, I wish Motorhead would come back. Oh wow, Motorhead. .. Motorhead. .. Where are you Motorhead? Roy: He's probably getting eaten by one of those ponies Louis: Yes Roy: Ma...Read Full Lyrics

You took a chance (You took a chance) on Jumbo's love (On Jumbo's love) If only she woulda (If only she woulda) gave you the shove (Gave you the shove) That might have sent you (Th...Read Full Lyrics

Fz: Ok? Now if you still want to get your name in magazines he wants five hundred dollars a month! Jcb: Where does it come from? We worked one gig this month. And now, so, what do ...Read Full Lyrics

[Don Van Vliet vocals] I'm a band leader. Not only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23 different instruments too and I don't even know how to read music. Self-taught, you know....Read Full Lyrics

Howard: We gotta do two shows tonight? Dick: Yeah, I hope you don't use up your vital. .. Statistics Howard: I'm doomed. Two shows, man. .. Dick: Never two shows important, I mean ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a beautiful guy And you have just walked by And I have gave you the eye But you pretend to be shy But I'm a beautiful guy (You know what I mean? You know whatI mean?) So I want...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah! Got no place to go (I'm tired of walking Up and down the street all by myself) No love left for me to give (I tried and tried But no one wants me the way I am) Why should I ...Read Full Lyrics

[includes quotes from In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Doug Ingle), Rite Of Spring (Stravinsky) and Taps (Butterfield)] [Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia...Read Full Lyrics

Aw, I knew you'd be surprised (Aw, I knew you'd be surprised (Aw, I knew you'd be surprised)) One two three four Feelin' sorry Feelin' sad So many ugly people I feel bad I'm so cu...Read Full Lyrics