I Tea Bagged Myself Lyrics

You are a cunt, sirWe hope you get cancerHope you get cancer and dieRabies and scabiesWe hope you have babiesWith deformities I can't describeEncephalitisAnd bad dermatitisThe girl...Read Full Lyrics

Once you get started againOnce you get started you won't rememberWhy you ever stopped starting againOnce you get started you won't rememberA comfortable shoe on the limbA comfortab...Read Full Lyrics

You're so inappropriateHandling everythingPassive aggressivelyDemanding sassifaction, motherfuckerA crutch in a sorry stateWe must negotiateBlowing you offLike I'm a stiff breeze a...Read Full Lyrics

Harsh words of a socialiteChampagne to the libertineHe's part of the same world but they don't collideIn dispute the authenticityFinding out just what it means to beThe same as the...Read Full Lyrics

Easy Prey vs. Sex ManiacShort rope false hope for this endeavourBuzz buzzing like a beard of beesShort work cold turkey togetherTightened up like a timpaniFired up with a royal agg...Read Full Lyrics

summer memories still live with meyou know i loved you more than any clumsy boys could sayyou only liked me in a funny kind of wayit didn't matter when you wore flower dresses on s...Read Full Lyrics

Well met, well met my own true loveWell met, well met cried heI've just returned from the soft salty seaIt was all for the love of theeI coulda married a kings daughter thereShe wo...Read Full Lyrics

You care for plants and we care for you;You care for plants and we care for you.Upward to the sun we grow,Careful plants, beCareful plants....Read Full Lyrics

Sweet scented woman, your strange sounding nameWas Weight Lifting Lulu, but I'm not to blameFor putting the gun in your grand-daddy's handAs he was imprinting your face in the sand...Read Full Lyrics

Older people I looked up to now just seem so lameTheir idealism is gone just like "the old days"Burnt out and jaded, their old spirit fadedAnd I hope that in a few years I don't fe...Read Full Lyrics