I Tied My Own Shoes Today Lyrics

Hey yeah it's Saturday eveningI don't have to worry about anythingGot nothing on my mindExcept havin a good time123 come on throw me the frisbee145 feels good to be alive whoa-ohoh...Read Full Lyrics

Nick and RossDrink lead paintThey are retardedThey can't make a set listNick and Ross! Drink Lead Paint!Nick and Ross! Drink Lead Paint!Nick and Ross! Drink Lead Paint!Nick and Ros...Read Full Lyrics

I've found a new beauty secret for my RodIt feels so good when I rub it all over ..Todd!So soft and silky with the most beautiful sheenIt came in a box labeled, Not Penis Cream!Not...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I find, cuando [some Mexican crap]My mind unwinds, takes me away to a different kind of placeFeels like I'm floating through space and I feel the sun in my faceAnd it's a...Read Full Lyrics

They all say she's just another groupie slut (she's just a hoe, she's just a hoe)Said I thought you anything but, think againSometimes reputations, out live their applicationsSome ...Read Full Lyrics

I took this damn thing outSo I could measure my screen And now this motherfuckers brokenOh can't you see what I mean?Tape Measure, Tape Measure, why are you broken?...Read Full Lyrics

You're asking me about myselfYou're looking in my eyesYou're lauging at the stories I tellYou say you sympathizeBack at my place we lay on the couchYou like Sunday mornings, tooWon...Read Full Lyrics

Xena Xena you're the bestI would like to palm your breastShove your ass onto the floorMake you holler, scream for moreMaybe when we're done with the setAll night long I'll keep you...Read Full Lyrics

When the big guys take my moneyAnd beat me upI just shout out for himHe told me to keep myself in lineAnd to call him when I need a helping handAnd I pity the foolAnd I pity the fo...Read Full Lyrics

What's the meaning of life? What's the meaning of you being here?You say you were sent to chase away my fearsBut now that you're here, I wish you'd just disappear.What's the meanin...Read Full Lyrics