I've Got A Fang Lyrics

In 1844, the Democrats were split The three nominees for the presidential candidate Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist James Buchanan, a moderate Louis C...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. John Flansburgh: When I was 39 years old, I heard a story. I found out that there [are] people walking among us who have superpowers. These people are called Supertasters. To a...Read Full Lyrics

Hello children, it's time for an important lesson with professor flans. This is about four letters that people sometimes confuse for one: lmno! Lmno Are four letters Lmno Are no...Read Full Lyrics

You met Judy in the 90s She threw parties for magazines For a while she had a roommate But that roommate was never seen Who knew she could be so reckless Who knew you could ...Read Full Lyrics

What's that? That is a letter. What is that? That's not a letter. That's a letter. That's not a letter. That is a letter. Is that a letter? I don't know what that is. That's so a l...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, let me tell you all about my operation Smile wide, scrub side, feet on the dash I'll sleep the whole damn day Slow lane, propane, empties for cash Rear-view mirror thrown...Read Full Lyrics

Ill never know what you'll find when you open up your letter box tomorrow Cause a little bird never tells me anything I want to know, she's my best Friend, she's a sparrow And I'll...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever seen a bloody egg? Glass in hand, lying up in bed That's the time to sing this cowardly lullaby And you ought to know why Lullaby to nightmares, whispered low In the...Read Full Lyrics

Lie still, little bottle, and shake my shaky hand Black coffee's not enough for me, I need a better friend One pill at the bottom is singing my favorite song I know I must investig...Read Full Lyrics

I lost my lucky ball & chain Now she's four years gone Just five feet tall and sick of me And all my rattling on She threw away her baby-doll I held on to my pride But I was young...Read Full Lyrics