I've Got A Thing About Seeing My Grandson Grow Old Lyrics

Tonight is the night when you run outta luck (dun dun dun!)Cuz tonight is the night when all the beavers upchuck!Chorus:Upchuck Beavers tonight! (x4)Soup and salad,mashed potatoesc...Read Full Lyrics

"No Scrubs" ParodyNo, I don't want no BensA Ben is a guy that chews on seats a lotHangin out the passenger's side of his father's rideTryin to bi-ite me!...Read Full Lyrics

BSB ParodyTell me why...Ain't nothin but a heartacheAin't nothin but an earacheI never wanna hear you sayI want the volume up!...Read Full Lyrics

Squishy Sam Sam SamWas a toad toad toadWe left him him himIn the road road roadWaiting for him....to implode!It's really kinda fishyWhy he's so squishy!Squishy Saaaaaaaaaaammm!!!...Read Full Lyrics

If you don't love me Please don't treat me this way Cause I can't stand it I see our love slipping away Did you think you could just put me down Like a worn out shoe Cause if you d...Read Full Lyrics

On (no.) day of Christmas my true love gave to me:A Dragon in a blue sea!2 Satin Gloves3 French men4 mocking birds5 chicken wings6 chicks a laying7 sharks a swimming8 goats a milki...Read Full Lyrics

Deck the Halls with sulferic acid!Ha (x9)Give your sibling 40 lashes!Ha (x9)Spray the halls with red graffiti!Ha (x9)Be deceitful, rude and greedy!Ha (x9)...Read Full Lyrics

It's 8:15 and you raised your fists like a champion.And she beat you down Like the ground that you've become.Laugh? I nearly cried.We met passing is your car and...Well I'm sure I'...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know why I'm telling you any of thisOne thing is, don't ever tell anyone I told you thisDon't save me, just forgive meForgive me, 'cause I was only thinking of youJust youI...Read Full Lyrics

(Wanna hold on to this for you)You laugh, I smileMirrors in thought, these fortunes we can shareAnd where there is dark, there are ghostsWho give me hopeWanna keep hold of this for...Read Full Lyrics