I Wanna Be An Alcoholic Lyrics

She got lips like stereo With the bass and treble down She got tits like microwave Burrito that explode What I wouldn't give to see her pee Between 2 parked cars on a well lit stre...Read Full Lyrics

Lori Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been friends for years Almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games At nine years old there's no such thing as shame It wasn'...Read Full Lyrics

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scaveng...Read Full Lyrics

Happy birthday, you're not specialYou're getting older and not much betterWe just want to embarrass youThat's why we're singing this songSo happy fucking birthdayYou're not special...Read Full Lyrics

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah ...Read Full Lyrics