I Wanna Edit The New York Times Lyrics

I want a job like Garrison Keillor'swriting and singing and talking all dayI'm still a liberal genteel-erso it's only natural to feel this wayHave some work but I feel uneasysometh...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna go to war as long as we win so choose carefully remember where we've been I wanna go to war see myself on TV but lets go somewhere with beaches where the ladies tend to be ...Read Full Lyrics

I was a bootleggerprohibition never slowed me downthe secret knock on my back doorwould get you into my side of townthe pretty women...the handsome menthe boys straight out of the ...Read Full Lyrics

Why must I always play the clown? Why must I always play the clown? Why must I always play the clown? It makes it too easy for them to put you down It's too late, too late, too la...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I could sing like Richard Manuel then I could make you love me if I had a voice that cried that way then you'd really see that I could make you love me God touches us in mys...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I was a drunk againI wish I was a drunk againI wish I was a drunk againthings were much easier then my friendI wish I was a drunk againI'd never read the paperbe putting 'em...Read Full Lyrics

Give blood, make love and dont think twice too many of us to, to get paid so why not give blood make love and dont ask why dont think twice only bread and roses will you find on ou...Read Full Lyrics

Ian Wagner was his name shift boss down in the mines never missed a chance to give us boys a hard time he’d take coal off the top with a snarl on his face send us back to digging...Read Full Lyrics

Idi Amin lives next doorI saw him cutting his grasshe was wearing all his medalsoverflow pinned to his assI waved and he smiled at mehe's got some nice white teeththe kind of neigh...Read Full Lyrics

If I could talk like David Brinkleyman I'd have it madethose pauses while you wait for moreno-bullshit is conveyedthey don't make Brinkley's anymoresoon they'll all be dead and gon...Read Full Lyrics