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Shane's dentist don't work too hardAlways at the pubShane says he ain't comin' back Till they're down to a nubShane's dentist don't work too hardAlways at the pubShane says he ain'...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm here to tell you story tonightIt's a story right inside my heart and I'm just gonna have to testify!She was a teenage virgin waitressFro...Read Full Lyrics

Hit me, Funky Dick!Put a sex mo-sheenIn the white, White HousePut a sex mo-sheenIn the white, White HousePush the love buttonNot the nuclear buttonPush the love buttonNot the nucle...Read Full Lyrics

Oh say can you seeBy the dawn's early lightWhat so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming?Whose broad stripes and bright stars,Through the perilous fight,And the rampart...Read Full Lyrics

Well, they won't comb their hair, and it won't make a dentBuy 'em new clothes, it might make 'em deadYou take 'em to church all they do is squirmWell, you take 'em fishin' and they...Read Full Lyrics

You know, some people ask me what kind of lover I amThey say, "Mojo, are you the Gilligan of love?" I say, "No"They say, "Mojo, are you the Jethro Bodine of love?" I say, "uh-uh"Th...Read Full Lyrics

Wanna be set freeGet this world away from meGotta go down the lineVengeance will be mineTrap doorA bunch of liesGot me treeBut I got a surprise(Got a surprise for ya, baby)I'm gonn...Read Full Lyrics

It's gonna be me, and it's gonna be youWe're gonna do everything we want toIt's gotta be now, and I can't waitSay goodbye to fear and all that pain and hateLike a flaming batonThat...Read Full Lyrics

Who killed rock and roll?Who killed rock and roll?I don't knowI've been toldI've been told and I'm gonna tell you, too, babyBring me the head of David GeffenBring me the head of Da...Read Full Lyrics