I Want Cancer For Christmas Lyrics

They ruled like hell when I was twelve But now they gather dust on my shelves Three chords, maybe four I don't like these bands anymore Not worth a door fee or a three buck CD 'Cau...Read Full Lyrics

As he lights an American spirit He asks how I can smoke such shit I say there's nothing like chaining G-P-C cigarettes. Cuz any smokes will kill ya But these will make you feel lik...Read Full Lyrics

And it's true that we're teenage fools, Trading five days a week to work and school. Just to sneak around on weekends watching for the cops, To dance in abandoned parking lots, And...Read Full Lyrics

I say I've got nothing to live for like, there's someone who does. I say I feel so betrayed like there's someone that's safe to trust. And I'm not for inaction, but I am for despai...Read Full Lyrics

All you oldschool punks, there's lots of way of punk rock anarchy. There's Blink-182, they think they're so anarchy But I remember the days of Greenday, That was some serious punk...Read Full Lyrics

Another year gone by, But still I can't say that I learned much I still chug my caffeine, And I still hate God. Another year gone by but still I can't tell why I cry so much. Do I ...Read Full Lyrics

Well one of thses days, You know I'm gonna get my ass kicked. And I'm not gonna try And promise you that I'm not gonna deserve it. But your boyfriend is still the worst house guest...Read Full Lyrics

Well I am a one man rent strike And your couch is my picket line Well I'm eating acid for breakfast And puking all over the sidewalk this time But mostly I'm just full of shit In a...Read Full Lyrics

We were out shoplifting, waiting for the drugs to kick in 'Cause all that apartment ever gave me was lice So I watch it break a little more every night. We were out hitch-hiking wa...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight I bury Old William without remorse Because Hell sleeps around and Heaven wants a divorce Tonight I burn my bookshelf to be free Because even a rebel tradition is slavery To...Read Full Lyrics